".... take a picture of your vagina after orgasm, with plenty of light. Use photoshop's eyedropper tool to extract colors from various parts of it, and paint those onto a blank drawing. Put the drawing full of your vagina's color ... & bring it with you to the comestic store. Pick lip and blush colors that match those colors.
You will never find a more perfect match for you skin."
Was bloghopping & show this. I cannt explain how mortified I was by this suggestion!!!!!!
Rlly? I wonder if th author rlly use this method t find her perfect blush & lip colour. & Im sure there's better way, no???
Not trying t laugh about it or what. But srsly?!?! Will anyone even think about taking th chance t take a picture of your vag aftr sex (or orgasm t be precise) just so you can find th perfect colour? Or will anyone have sex & orgasmed just so t find that colour?? Or t take a pic & eyedrop it for enlargement & bring it t th comestic store???
Imagine you're @ M.A.C using your picture t find th perfect colour & a salesgurl walks up t you. & YOU ARE STILL HOLDING THAT PICTURE IN YOUR HAND while she asks whr d you reference your choice of colour from?
Are you going t say Oh, my vagina. After I orgasm. It's th most suitable & pinkest shade of pink. & proceeds t show her t picture asking for a similar colour.
ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!
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