Dear Herpes fucker w moles on your penis,

I hope you die.

Well if you follow my tweets or am on my FB you'd know that a Herpes douchebag w morale shameless fucker w a penis (I'd like t think it's a guy's doing) full of black spots stole my precious iPhone from me whn I was working on THE FIRST DAY OF WORK.

& th whole incident happened within ONE FUCKING MINUTE. Reason I'm so sure? I just turned t grab a tin on mooncakes & whn Im cashiering th customer's bill, I realised my phone was gone. It was charging at th table for some time alr so we reckoned that bustard w no arsehole had alr been eyeing our stall for sometime.

Went t freakking M1 (swear they can rlly have fucking lousy service sometimes) & queued for 2hours t get my new SIM card. I was using an iPhone nd now that it's being stolen, I cnnt switch th data plan over t my new BB so I hafta pay for th non existent iPhone's data plan & top up another 10 odd bucks every month for my BB so I can have 1 pathetic GB of data plan.

& guess what! I hafta top up 3oo buckaroohs whn my plan's 12months' old t get a new phone. & according t th lady @ M1, even if I don't take iPhone4 then, I'd still hafta pay $300 t get a new phone. WTF!?

So anw, my question t all now is - if I use th data plan everyday, will I exceed th 1 fucking pathetic GB easily? Cuz I have no idea how much is this BB plan capped at.