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5 movie reviews!

Like th title suggests la, here goes!
this's th latest one that i just caught, on saturday midnight.

love how th movie started off, with Michael (th angel) dropping down from Heaven supposingly nd cut of his own wings in order t look human.
initially i thought he was some bad guy cos he looked dubious nd shot 2 policemen t death.

okay so anw, i don't understand why was th baby of Charlie chosen t be th one who'd save mankind. but yea.
th old granny nd lil boy was probably th most scary part cos th old granny ate raw meat nd jumped around on th ceilings of th cafe & th lil boy started singing some lullaby nd proceeded t bite th man!

i think th climax was whn Gabriel came down (from heaven) t fight w Michael, trying th kill th baby. especially exciting whn Jeep, Charlie & Audrey fought w Gabriel in th car.

but actually it didnt make sense leh, how can angels die?
cos Michael died once (killed by Gabriel i think!) thn God resurrected him.
Though th ending is a bit anti climax
just like I Am Legend but it's worth 4/5stars.

But max love what Michael said at th end:
"You gave God what he wanted, I gave him what he needed."
Michael let God restore his faith in mankind & humanity.



Caught this last thursday at JP.

I guess so long there's Th Rock in it, it's gonne be nice!
Rmb th Game Plan?
But for this, it's tad far fetched nd it started t get boring in th middle, a bit too draggy.
Actually typical storyline, children don't like mother's new boyfriend. New boyfriend trying t bootlick th kids. In th end th kids genuinely like th new boyfriend.
Okay, just told ya'll part of th story plot.
Th Rock still does th *lifting eyebrow* expression, max cute! Haha, thr's biasness la. Cos I like him since WWE. ROFL! Yesyes, i used t watch wrestling.

Another typical storyline, self conceited man, full of himself, lands himself in trouble, finally understand he's an arsehole nd change for th better.

Okay, another part of th storyline. Hah!
Morale: there IS fairytale, there IS toothfairy. HA!


Like Toothfairy, Spy Next Door has th typical storyline of children not liking momma's new boyfriend. Only this boyfriend is way cooler than Th Rock in Toothfairy. He's a spy!

Actually t me th funniest part is alr shown in th trailer, Jackie Chan throwing th baby gurl into th air t get her dressed.
Thr's a Russian speaking cute guy in th show, idk his name. But he's a bad guy la.

Anw, Jackie Chan's a spy who claimed t be working in a pen company until his gurlfriend's son accidentally downloaded some secret information nd got th whole family into trouble nd got exposed cos th bad guys came hunting him down at th gurlfriend's house.

Th mother got mad at Jackie Chan for keeping her in th dark about his job nd for putting her kids in danger while she was away.

But in th end, obviously th angry mother forgave him nd tadah, happily ever after!


Was an impromtu decision t watch this show, cos it's free list alr nd Baby had many concession passes for it.
Entered th theatre thinking it'd be mediocre, cos even t ticketing people were going, "huh? 聽說ah? only got one person in th whole theatre."
thn I was thinking like, "is this a wrong choice?"
but guess what!

THOSE WHO DIDN'T WATCH IT WILL REGRET!
Okay, exagerrating. LOL.
But really, it was a nice show. It's about this guy & gurl (like duh!) who thought each other was mute cos th gurl's sister is. So whenever they see each other, they're also using hand signs.
Until one day, th guy confessed t th gurl literally behind her back, made her realised that actually he ain't mute.
So fastforward, th guy brought th gurl home t introduce her t th parents. Nd did I mention? Th parents were damn sweet nd nice cos they volunteered t go nd learn sign languages just because they know their ONLY son is in love w a mute! Nice or what! Only son leh!

So anw, th parents were damn cute, communicated w her through paper nd pen nd ultimately asked if she wanted t marry him. Th family got into a lil commotion cos of it nd suddenly th gurl said "I do"!!!! Turns out she's not mute! Nd she heard his confession!!
If you want t know th confession, go watch th movie!
Okay, enough spoiler for this show. LOL. Go support Taiwan movies la! They're actually v nice! Rmb there was another, about a father nd daughter, seems nice also. Although this movie was mad silent initially, but worth it t glue your eyes t th screen literally. Cos if you don't, you won't know wassup.


Th first movie of th movie marathon, Daybreaker. Caught it 2 weekends ago. Also impromtu, nd so much so I missed afew mintues of th start.

But anw it wasn't critical la. Nd so th story goes, a city of vampires trying t find substitutes for blood cos human are endangered species. Thn there's this nice vamp, Ethan Hawke (real name!), came nd tried t revert th city back t humans.

He's like so hot! Okay, I think he's hotter than Zac Efron (HAHAHA!). At least in th show!
Th blood in th show was damn freakking fake la. Like really realy fake. Whn th vamps bit th human, th blood was like splashing out lor. Nd th colour, damn obvious it's a kinda prop. LOL!
Nd this, th ending's like I Am Legend too la. Anti climax.
But Ethan Hawke is enough t compensate for it. LOL. Oh btw, he's called Edward in th show too!
I think he's hotter than Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen. Either way. HAHA!

Hot right! -->
Okay, damn tired now. Cos it's a long post nd ive been trying t
come up w nice & exciting words t describe th movies.
In case anybody who reads my review decided t skip th shows
cos my description wasnt exciting.
Budden agn, go watch it yourself if you think my review is boring la!
Ha. Thanks for those who read this whole chunk of words!
Love t ya'll!


Back t next week's presentation now!
Bye! Zzz

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